In 2020, video game icon, Sonic the Hedgehog, blasted his way off the computer screen and zoomed onto the big screen in his very first feature film. The live-action picture from director Jeff Fowler, starred James Marsden and Tika Sumpter, with Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik and Ben Schwartz as the voice of Sonic.
Loaded with gags, and filled with action sequences, Sonic the Hedgehog proved to be a big hit with audiences. Fans felt the film captured the spirit of the games, and enjoyed the witty dialogue.
And speaking of the dialogue, in this post I am taking a look at the best lines from Sonic the Hedgehog. Below you will find all the best quotes from the Sonic movie, to remind you why it was so popular.
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The best Sonic movie quotes
Dr. Robotnik – “Mr…?”
Tom – “Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. Except for my dentist, he calls me Tim. But it’s gone on for so long now that it’d be weird if I corrected him.”
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Tom – “How are you not dead?”
Sonic – “I have no idea!”
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Sonic – “So, I know what you’re thinking: Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog being chased by a madman with a mustache from the Civil War? Well, to be honest, it feels like I’ve been running my whole life. Is this too much? Am I going too fast? It’s kinda what I do.”
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Sonic – “I’m wet, I’m cold, there’s a fish on my head, and clearly I’m not gonna be able to do this on my own!”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Eenie, meenie, miney, mayhem.”
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Tom – “You’re not here to abduct me, are you?”
Sonic – “You abducted me!”
Tom – “Ok, that’s a fair point.”
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Sonic – “Your egg drones are impressive, Eggman! But face it, you’ll never catch me!”
Dr. Robotnik – “Confidence… a fool’s substitute for intelligence!”
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Sonic – “Turns out, with great power comes great power-hungry guys!”
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Sonic – “This is MY power, and I’m not using it to run away any more! I’m using it to protect my friends!”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Is he still looking at me funny?”
Agent Stone – “Yes, he is.”
Dr. Robotnik – “Tell him to stop, or I’ll pull up his search history.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Are you in charge here?”
Major Bennington – “Yes I a…”
Dr. Robotnik – “Nope!”
Major Bennington – “My…”
Dr. Robotnik – “Wrong!”
Major Bennington – “Na…”
Dr. Robotnik – “I’M IN CHARGE!”
Major Bennington – “Is Major…”
Dr. Robotnik – “ME!”
Major Bennington – “Benn…”
Dr. Robotnik – (whispers) “I’m in charge!
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Sonic – “I was born with extraordinary powers. I was told to keep them a secret. And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.”
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Sonic – “Where am I? What year is it? Is the Rock president?”
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Dr. Robotnik – “You know what’s hard about being the smartest person in the world?”
Agent Stone – “Everyone else seems stupid.”
Dr. Robotnik – “Stupid, yes! Way to go! You got that one.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Thank you, Officer Brainfart.”
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Sonic – “My favourite person is the Donut Lord, protector of this town and defender of all creatures big and small! Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady. She is super nice to animals and, strangely, was born without bones.”
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Sonic – “That’s not good.”
Tom – “Uhh, Sonic? I know you’ve got the super-speed, and everything, but Maddie and I?”
Sonic – “Totally defenceless? Probably gonna get blown up?”
Maddie – “Pretty much, yeah.”
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Tom – “Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?”
Sonic – “Because you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Whatever this creature is, it’s our job to secure it, neutralize it, uncover the source of its power.”
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Sonic – “So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things: A – I have no idea where I’m going. B – Salt water stings. C – I shouldn’t even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!”
Tom – “I know.”
Sonic – “YOU SHOT ME!”
Tom – “All right. I heard you the first time. You don’t have to pile it on. Good grief.”
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Agent Stone – “I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk?”
Dr. Robotnik – “What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!”
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Sonic – “I feel just like Vin Diesel! It’s all about family, Tom.”
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Sonic – “Oh my God, stop the car right now!”
Tom – “What? What?”
Sonic – “The World’s Largest Rubber Band Ball? We gotta see it!”
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Dr. Robotnik – “I’m the top banana in a world full of monkeys.”
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Tom – “Is this your mothership? I’m not in the mood to get probed.”
Sonic – “You think you’re worried? I’m not even wearing pants!”
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Dr. Robotnik – “I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula.”
Tom – “I was breastfed, actually.”
Dr. Robotnik – “Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don’t ya?”
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Dr. Robotnik – “And nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you’re now read at a 3rd grade level. Have you finished Charlotte’s Web yet? Spoiler alert; she dies at the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “I don’t mean to be indelicate here, but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He was just a silly little alien! He didn’t belong here!”
Tom – “That little alien knew more about being human than you ever will! His name was Sonic! This was his home! And he was my friend.”
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Dr. Robotnik – “Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home… A lesser man would die here. I’ll be home by Christmas!”
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And finally…
Sonic – “I’m Sonic. A little ball of super energy, in an extremely handsome package. On my planet, people were always after my powers. So, I came to yours. It gets a little lonely, but that’s okay. I am living my best life on earth.”
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