During the 1990s, animated sitcom, The Simpsons, produced arguably some of the best episodes of television. These episodes were loaded with great characters, plenty of sharp sight gags, and some of the funniest lines of dialogue ever put on screen.
Back then, The Simpsons was responsible for weekly hilarity and episodes such as Mr. Plow made the show a ratings winner. Mr. Plow was produced during the ‘golden era’ of the series, when fans would regularly quote or reference The Simpsons.
And all these years later, Mr. Plow remains a favourite instalment of The Simpsons. Fans look back on this episode fondly, and still find reasons to utter quotes from this little slice of Springfield.
So, with this in mind, I’m serving up the best quotes from Mr. Plow, to remind you why it is a fan-favourite episode. If you’ve not watched it in a while, then simply check out the lines below for a little memory jolt.
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Best quotes from The Simpsons: Mr. Plow
Total Disaster Insurance Man – “Now, before I give you the check, one more question: ah, this place Moe’s you left right before the accident, this is this a business of some kind?”
Homer’s Mind – “Don’t tell him you were at a bar!”
[gasps]
Homer’s Mind – “But what else is open at night?”
Homer – “It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.”
Homer’s Mind – “Heh, heh, heh. I would never have thought of that.”
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Homer – (Singing) “Call Mr. Plow, that’s my name, that name again is Mr. Plow.”
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Lisa Simpson – (During Mr. Plow Commercial) “But I’m a real tight wad. Can I afford this remarkable system?”
Homer – “Absolutely. My prices are so low, you’ll think I’ve suffered brain damage.”
Bart Simpson – “You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren’t you Mr. Plow?”
Homer – (Under Breath) “Shut up boy.”
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Homer – “Huh – the Batmobile! Huh – Adam West! Hey kids! Batman!”
Lisa Simpson – “Dad, that’s not the real Batman.”
Adam West – “Of course I’m Batman. See? Here’s a picture of me with Robin.”
Bart Simpson – “Who the hell is Robin?”
Adam West – “Oh, I guess you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha. The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need plastic moulded to improve my physique. Pure West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?”
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Barney – (To Batman star, Adam West) “So long, Superman. Your secret identity is safe with me.”
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Homer – “There’s a $10,000 bill in it for you.”
Barney – “Oh yeah? Which president is on it?”
Homer – “Ah, all of them. They’re having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch.”
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Homer – “Now, we play the waiting game.”
(Pause)
Homer – “Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!”
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Barney – “Oh dying’s not so bad, I’ll be reunited with my loved ones my father and that plant I never watered.”
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Linda Ronstadt – (Singing) “When the snow starts a fallin’, there’s a man you should be callin’. That’s KLD-796. Let it ring.”
Linda Ronstadt, Barney – “Mr Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer, so you’d better make that call to the Plow King.”
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Homer – “Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers, and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow? Then call Mr. Plow at KLondike 5-3226. Call now, and receive a free t-shirt!”
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Troy McClure – “I’m your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as: “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial M for Murderousness”!”
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Crazy Vaclav – “She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.”
(Homer fiddles with the gears, which are indicated by several Cyrillic letters, including “H”, meaning neutral)
Homer – “What country is this car from?”
Crazy Vaclav – “It no longer exists, but take her for a test drive, and you’ll agree: ‘Zagreb ebnom Zlotdik diev’!”
(As Homer struggles to start the car, Vaclav gives it a push)
Crazy Vaclav – “Put it in H!”
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Homer – “Lenny and Carl suck. Oh, don’t tell them I said that Marge, because if I ever lost them as friends…”
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And finally…
Homer – “If you’re going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I’ll just have to stop doing stupid things.”
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