As highlighted a short while ago, actor Henry Cavill has reportedly exited the role of Superman in Warner Bros.’ series of DC movies. Nothing is 100% official, but it’s looking pretty legit.

So, if Cavill is no longer in the role of Superman here are my three simple steps to making things right. 

1.) Release Aquaman, Shazam! and Wonder Woman 1984, then sack off the rest of the DC movie slate. It’s not working. Cavill was great, the material he was given was not and the DC films seem to be lumbering from one mess to another. BIN IT ALL OFF.

2.) Put the DC movies in the hands of people who know what they are doing and ask the guys who created the DC Animated Universe (Bruce Timm, Paul Dini etc) for guidance. Click restart and begin anew.

3.) With Cavill free, Marvel Studios can now cast him as Captain Britain.


Any other problems that need fixing?


Bugger off. I’m not a miracle worker you know.