In 2004, Mean Girls arrived in cinemas. The American teen comedy, from director Mark Waters, focused on a 16-year-old girl tyring to navigate her way through the highs and lows of high school, while crossing paths with the school’s resident ‘queen bee’.

Loosely based on Rosalind Wiseman’s novel, Queen Bees and Wannabes, Mean Girls starred Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, Amy Poehler, and Tina Fey. During its theatrical run, the movie was a big hit with audiences and was praised for its sharp dialogue and witty lines courtesy of Fey, who not only acted in the movie, but also wrote the screenplay.

If you are unfamiliar with Mean Girls, or you have simply never watched the movie, then STOP what you are doing RIGHT NOW and give it 97 minutes of your day. You will not regret it, as Mean Girls is one of the funniest teen movies of all time.

And if you are familiar with Mean Girls, then rejoice, because in this post I am celebrating its awesomeness with some of the best quotes from the movie. Below you will find a whole host of fantastic lines, guaranteed to tickle your ribs.

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The best Mean Girls movie quotes

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Mr. Duvall – “Her name is Cady. Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?”

Cady – “That’s me. It’s pronounced like Katie.”

Mr. Duvall – “My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”

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Janis – “That one there, that’s Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.”

Damian – “She asked me how to spell orange.”

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Regina – “Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?”

Lea Edwards – “It was my mom’s in the ’80s.”

Regina – “Vintage, so adorable.”

Lea Edwards – “Thanks.”

Regina – “That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.”

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Karen – “On Wednesdays we wear pink!”

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Karen – “Why are you dressed so scary?”

Cady – “It’s Halloween.”

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Coach Carr – “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.”

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Cady – “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.”

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Mrs. George – “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

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Regina – “Stopping making this about you. I’m the one that got hit by the bus.”

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Janis – “What is that smell?”

Cady – “Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.”

Janis – “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

Cady – “Thanks.”

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Gretchen – “So Fetch!”

Regina – “What is fetch?”

Gretchen – “Oh, it’s like slang, from… England.”

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Cady – “I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that’s only because I was acting like a bitch.”

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Regina – “I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him!”

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Cady – “Regina seems… sweet!”

Janis – “Regina George is not sweet! She’s a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!”

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Karen – “I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?”

Cady – “No no no… Anything else?”

Karen – “Well… I’m kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.”

Cady – “What do you mean?”

Karen – “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain.”

Cady – “Really? That’s amazing.”

Karen – “Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

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Mrs. George – “I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don’t be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I’m not like a *regular* mom, I’m a *cool* mom.”

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Cady – “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.”

Cady – “It’s October 3rd.”

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Cady – “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”

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Gretchen – “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me… but I can’t help it that I’m popular.”

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Karen – “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

Gretchen – “Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.”

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Bethany Byrd – “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ’cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”

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Gretchen – “That is so fetch!”

Regina – “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!”

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Student – “Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?”

Janis – “Your mom’s chest hair!”

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Regina – “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

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Karen – “You know who’s looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.”

Gretchen – “Okay, you did not just say that.”

Karen – “What? He’s a good kisser.”

Gretchen – “He’s your cousin.”

Karen – “Yeah, but he’s my first cousin.”

Gretchen – “Right.”

Karen – “So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins…”

Gretchen – “No, honey, uh-uh.”

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Karen – “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.”

Karen – “And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.”

Karen – “And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

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Mrs. George – “Hey, you guys! Happy hour is from four to six!”

Cady – “Um, is there alcohol in this?”

Mrs. George – “Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.”

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Damian – “She doesn’t even go here!”

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Gretchen – “Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.”

Regina – “So…?”

Karen – “So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us.”

Regina – “Whatever. Those rules aren’t real.”

Karen – “They were real that day I wore a vest!”

Regina – “Because that vest was disgusting!”

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Cady – “Yeah, I like math.”

Damian – “Eww. Why?”

Cady – “Because it’s the same in every country.”

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Coach Carr –Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”

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Ms. Norbury – “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?”

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And finally…

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Cady – “Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.”

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